The Emu War (2023)

On an Australian battlefield, soldiers are in position amidst gunfire and explosions in the distance. Major Meredith (played by Damian Callinan) receives orders to retreat and not engage with the enemy up ahead. However, when a nearby explosion occurs, he disobeys and orders his soldiers to advance. As a result of the Major’s command, thirty-seven thousand men lose their lives that day in an encounter with a group of emus who were armed with weapons, including guns.

After this encounter, the Australian Prime Minister addresses the nation and advises that the emus have declared war on the Commonwealth of Australia. Thankfully, Major Meredith is given another chance and reassigned. Now, the Major leads a small platoon into enemy territory, travelling behind enemy lines to seek out and destroy the emus’ leader, the Queen Emu. This platoon, which includes four rag-tag misfits, is Australia’s only hope against the Emu War!

The Emu War is best described as a comedy spoof film and is loosely based on Australia’s Great Emu War of 1932. According to historical accounts, the war began when emus were causing extensive damage to crops in the Campion district of Western Australia. Emus, in large numbers, were causing significant damage and became a real nuisance. The war’s outcome is still debatable; some say that the emus lost the battle but won the war, while others argue that the farmers lost, having used a lot of ammunition to kill only a few birds. In any case, Australians had underestimated the emus. It’s also worth noting that the film is dedicated to the fallen heroes of the Great Emu War.

Nothing is off-limits here when it comes to comedy. There are plenty of random, shocking and unexpected gags from the very opening. The reception of the comedy and gags will vary among viewers, given the themes and general nonsense that occurs throughout. Sure, jokes about emus walking around with guns is obvious. Still, there are also plenty of crude, inappropriate jokes, such as incest, bestiality, a male threesome (one being a priest), and witnessing the queen emu with large breasts feeding a male human milk. We also see a soldier being a father to a baby Emu (yeah, figure that out for yourself). Sadly, I can confirm the majority of the film is highly ridiculous and apart from a few chuckles, the extremely vulgar humour didn’t work for me, and if anything, I found it more sickening. Attempted jokes relating to suicide were also an odd choice to make fun of.

I acknowledge the noticeable budget limitations and appreciate the efforts put into the green screen effects and clever puppetry that bring this idea to life. I must give credit where it’s due; I admired the commitment shown by the entire cast throughout the film. Despite the incredibly absurd nature of the story, all the performances are brimming with an excessively high level of energy, including that of the film’s lead, Damian Callinan.

Overall, the reception of The Emu War will be subjective based on one’s taste in crude and naughty humour. While I chuckled a couple of times, most of the gags on themes such as suicide, incest, bestiality, and a male threesome just didn’t do it for me. Credit where credit is due: I loved the puppet work here and the CGI’s cheesy use.  It’s a solid concept, and I admire all the energy from the cast, no matter how ridiculous many scenes are. Ultimately, I still found this film far from “Emusing”.

The Emu War (2023) is Now Available on Blu-ray & Digital in Australia thanks to Umbrella Entertainment!

4.0/10

Rating: 2 out of 5.

9th September 2024
Written by Peter Walkden

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In a small town called Clover Falls, an unordinary teenager named Abbie Bladecut (Sari Arambulo) lives with her father, Roger Bladecut (Billy Burke), who is a serial killer. Although Roger owns a video store, he doesn't stock the latest blockbusters; instead, he sells...

Rule Breakers (2025)

In 2017, in Herat Province, Afghanistan, a class of students is being introduced to the world of computers, showcasing their remarkable abilities and true potential. The film then takes us back to the same location, eighteen years earlier, where computers were...

Scarfies (1999)

In Dunedin, New Zealand, finding affordable accommodation while studying can be quite challenging. Many landlords charge high prices, making it difficult to find ideal living arrangements. But a group of students have devised a unique solution: move into an old,...

Megalopolis (2024)

Welcome to a new kind of world! In the fictionalised city of New Rome, we follow Cesar Catilina (Adam Driver), a passionate artist and genius with the extraordinary ability to stop time at his command. Cesar is also driven by his vision of creating a better future...

Silent Zone (2025)

Note: I worked on the PR campaign for this film, but this review is unpaid and reflects my honest opinion. The story leaps directly into an outbreak, giving us an urgent news coverage that provides the world (and viewers!) with a critical update. Live footage reveals...

Hard Truths (2024)

Pansy (Marianne Jean-Baptiste) is a stay-at-home housewife who leads an unhappy life. She frequently expresses her complaints and concerns to her husband, Curtley (David Webber), a plumber, and her twenty-two-year-old son, Moses (Tuwaine Barrett), who is currently...

Every Little Thing (2024)

It’s time to prepare your feeders in Beverly Hills because spring is here. Spring marks the beginning of the early appearance of hummingbirds, who return after spending the winter down south. Hummingbirds are, in fact, the world’s smallest birds. Every Little Thing...

The Colours Within (2024)

Totsuko (Sayu Suzukawa) is a high school student with a unique ability: she can see colours emanating from those around her. Each colour reflects a different emotion, such as peace, joy, and more. One day, while playing dodgeball at school, Totsuko experiences...

Filth (2013)

In Edinburgh, a Japanese exchange student wanders the streets, minding his business, before a gang unexpectedly approaches him and subjects him to violence. In just a matter of seconds, the student is brutally murdered while the gang laughs and runs away from the...

Léon: The Professional (1994)

Léon (Jean Reno) is a professional ‘cleaner’ in New York and is actually a known hitman. When Léon receives a new contract to send a clear message to a drug dealer, he accomplishes the job without any issues despite the heavy guard numbers. Living alone in a small,...

I Heart Willie (2025)

When a pest exterminator (Craig Morgan) arrives at a property, he begins conducting various checks but stops when he is informed that he has come on the wrong day. While frustrated about his scheduling mistake, he suddenly hears loud noises that get his attention....

Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare (2025)

Welcome to a magical place called Neverland.  Neverland is a paradise that every child dreams of, where mermaids swim in the crystal-clear waters of the lagoon, boys shoot bows and arrows, and all play pirates aboard The Jolly Roger. It is a realm where fairies...

Severance (2006)

A group of staff members from Palisades Defence Corp is travelling by bus to a luxury retreat in Europe, where they will engage in various team-building exercises. In the team are Maggie (Laura Harris), Harris (Toby Stephens), Jill (Claudie Blakley), Billy (Babou...

Creep (2004)

In the underground sewers of London, two workers named Arthur (Ken Campbell) and George (Vas Blackwood) are conducting routine checks to ensure there are no blockages or issues. While navigating through the dark sewage, Arthur makes an unexpected discovery: an...

Metal Skin (1994)

Living in Altona, Melbourne, Australia, Joe (Aden Young) is a young man who enjoys racing his muscle car but struggles to succeed in his passion. He faces challenges in his racing life and personal life, particularly in forming meaningful relationships. At home, Joe...

Inside (2024)

Mel (Vincent Miller) is a young man who has just been transferred from a juvenile facility to an adult prison. Upon his arrival, he learns he will be sharing a cell with Mark Shepard (Cosmo Jarvis), who is in jail for ‘max’ (maximum time). Although it’s never directly...

The Lost Tiger (2024)

When a kangaroo family discovers a lost tiger, Red (Jimi Bani) and Kara (Nakkiah Lui), the parents are bewildered about how this baby tiger could have been left behind. With no information about its origin, they adopt the tiger and welcome him into their family as one...

Street Trash (2024)

Note: I worked on the PR campaign for this film, but this review is unpaid and reflects my honest opinion. From the get-go, the practical effects and their importance in this film are evident. When volunteer number 85, a homeless man, is injected with a substance, he...

Interview: Joe Vaz / Street Trash (2024)

Walkden Entertainment (aka Peter Walkden) was extremely excited to chat with Joe Vaz, the actor from Street Trash (2024), which will be available on Digitial in Australia and New Zealand from February 19th, thanks to Lightbulb Film Distribution. Let's break the ice:...

Interview: Sean Cameron Michael / Street Trash (2024)

Walkden Entertainment (aka Peter Walkden) was honoured to chat with Sean Cameron Michael, the lead actor from Street Trash (2024), which will be available on Digitial in Australia and New Zealand from February 19th, thanks to Lightbulb Film Distribution. Let's break...

Interview: Ryan Kruger / Street Trash (2024)

Walkden Entertainment (aka Peter Walkden) was thrilled to chat with Ryan Kruger, the writer, director and supporting actor from Street Trash (2024), which will be available on Digitial in Australia and New Zealand from February 19th thanks to Lightbulb Film...

Grand Tour (2024)

Entering the Mandalay railway station dressed in a groom's suit, holding flowers and sipping a drink, Edward (Gonçalo Waddington) boards a train. Aboard, he spends the night dreaming while travelling to Rangoon, the capital of Burma. When Edward arrives at dawn in...

Presence (2024)

Chris (Chris Sullivan), Rebekah (Lucy Liu), Tyler (Eddy Maday), and Chloe (Callina Liang) have moved into an old but beautiful home. However, as they try to settle in, it becomes evident that each family member is grappling with their personal struggles. Chris is...

Year 10 (2024)

Note: I worked on the PR campaign for this film, but this review is unpaid and reflects my honest opinion. The world changed forever in just one single day. At first, the living ate the dead, but by Year 10, the living ate the living and turned to cannibalism. In the...

Flight Risk (2025)

Madolyn (Michelle Dockery) is a U.S. Marshal who has successfully captured a cooperative witness, Winston (Topher Grace), finding him hiding in an old hotel room. After his capture, Madolyn receives new instructions: she must escort Winston, now classified as a...

Dark Match (2024)

Miss Behave (Ayisha Issa), Joe Lean (Steven Ogg), Kate the Great (Sara Canning), Enigma Jones (Mo Adan), and Lazarus Smashley (Leo Fafard) all work together in a small wrestling crew. Despite the small size of their current team, they are determined to grow and...

You’re Cordially Invited (2025)

Jim (played by Will Ferrell) cherishes his only daughter, Jenni (portrayed by Geraldine Viswanathan), more than anything else. However, when Jenni visits Jim, she brings along her current boyfriend, Oliver (Stony Blyden), leading to an unexpected turn of events....

10 Lives (2024)

Rose (played by Simone Ashley) is driving recklessly while multitasking, completely focused on an important project relating to her passion for bees. When she rings Professor Craven (played by Bill Nighy) to discuss her current testing and progress, a sweet, tiny, and...