The Breaker Upperers (2018)

Mel and Jen are two women who run a business known as “The Breaker Upperers”. When people have fallen out of love but don’t know how to break the relationship news, these ladies are at your service for a price. Whether it’s dressing up as police officers to announce your loved one has gone missing, staging a pregnancy or fatal death, or even just dressing up as Mexicans with a guitar singing on your doorstep singing “hey it’s over, move on”, they deliver.

While business is good and Mel and Jen have what they feel is a fun and joyful partnership, they soon realise things are not all well personally and for some of the recent cases they have yet to complete. One example, in particular, follows a teenage boy in high school who wants to break up with his tough and somewhat scary girlfriend.

I enjoyed the concept of this film and the idea of Jen and Mel’s business. Within the opening credits, we gather that the two have been working together for quite some time. I couldn’t help but to feel like we missed something from the word go though… how long have these two known each other? And how did this business come together? We’ll never know, but there was a missed opportunity as far as the story goes. Funnily enough, it’s moments like those that would have made a more magnificent tale for sharing on-screen.

Our two leading ladies do work incredibly well, and I couldn’t fault the friendship that had been going for quite some time. I also found it funny to see Mel and Jen trying to assist a young 18-year-old footballer, who manages to bring a few laughs. One example includes him explaining that he tried to break up with a girlfriend (or GF) by merely using Emjoi’s (? ? ?) and couldn’t understand why his girlfriend didn’t take the hint that thing were over. Apart from the basic chuckles, the film is honestly trying to mostly get laughs by the use of strong, tasteless sexual content. The film also has a couple of sex scenes which surprised me given the film’s M rating. While some will find this type of humour enjoyable, I struggled to find fun in the sexual references as many jokes felt they were way over the top and didn’t always land. The comedy style here is mostly “shock factor”.

In regards to the opening, the film gives a different taste and direction as the film progresses. One example (minor spoiler) includes Mel and Jen pretending to be police officers and walk into a police station. When the two are discovered to be fake by a real female officer, the female cop suspects they are simply strippers. Jen and Mel do a silly dance together (again, they’re in a police station), and then they go about their business, and we jump to the next scene. But not to worry- pretending to police officers and stripping around in a police station is perfectly fine without any fines or punishment.

As for the film’s plot, it is overall messy. Within the film’s ending, there are some excellent outcomes with selected characters. Still, once again, many aspects that are introduced in the movie don’t have any purpose nor do certain characteristics learn what I felt were vital critical lessons. Specific topics and issues just get brushed off and left out. Like I said, it’s just messy.

Overall, this film presented itself with an amusing and unique idea. Its opening scene alone displays such cleverness and humour, but sadly the film decides to go down the path of using a substantial amount of sexual fun which doesn’t always land the big laugh. There are also some jokes which feel incomplete. I was also unsure if certain moments were just played out in a character’s imagination, or if they happened. I would have preferred a film that showed how these two met and started a humorous business. Instead, we get our leads delivering mostly tasteless sexual humour or being careless to other people. I also felt there was a lack of resolution for characters that were introduced and later forgotten. As for laughs, sure, there are some chuckles to be had, but it did leave me surprised by its final M rating.

3.8/10

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Note: I worked on the PR campaign for this film, but this review is unpaid and reflects my honest opinion. The story leaps directly into an outbreak, giving us an urgent news coverage that provides the world (and viewers!) with a critical update. Live footage reveals...

Hard Truths (2024)

Pansy (Marianne Jean-Baptiste) is a stay-at-home housewife who leads an unhappy life. She frequently expresses her complaints and concerns to her husband, Curtley (David Webber), a plumber, and her twenty-two-year-old son, Moses (Tuwaine Barrett), who is currently...

Every Little Thing (2024)

It’s time to prepare your feeders in Beverly Hills because spring is here. Spring marks the beginning of the early appearance of hummingbirds, who return after spending the winter down south. Hummingbirds are, in fact, the world’s smallest birds. Every Little Thing...

The Colours Within (2024)

Totsuko (Sayu Suzukawa) is a high school student with a unique ability: she can see colours emanating from those around her. Each colour reflects a different emotion, such as peace, joy, and more. One day, while playing dodgeball at school, Totsuko experiences...

Filth (2013)

In Edinburgh, a Japanese exchange student wanders the streets, minding his business, before a gang unexpectedly approaches him and subjects him to violence. In just a matter of seconds, the student is brutally murdered while the gang laughs and runs away from the...

Léon: The Professional (1994)

Léon (Jean Reno) is a professional ‘cleaner’ in New York and is actually a known hitman. When Léon receives a new contract to send a clear message to a drug dealer, he accomplishes the job without any issues despite the heavy guard numbers. Living alone in a small,...

I Heart Willie (2025)

When a pest exterminator (Craig Morgan) arrives at a property, he begins conducting various checks but stops when he is informed that he has come on the wrong day. While frustrated about his scheduling mistake, he suddenly hears loud noises that get his attention....

Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare (2025)

Welcome to a magical place called Neverland.  Neverland is a paradise that every child dreams of, where mermaids swim in the crystal-clear waters of the lagoon, boys shoot bows and arrows, and all play pirates aboard The Jolly Roger. It is a realm where fairies...

Severance (2006)

A group of staff members from Palisades Defence Corp is travelling by bus to a luxury retreat in Europe, where they will engage in various team-building exercises. In the team are Maggie (Laura Harris), Harris (Toby Stephens), Jill (Claudie Blakley), Billy (Babou...

Creep (2004)

In the underground sewers of London, two workers named Arthur (Ken Campbell) and George (Vas Blackwood) are conducting routine checks to ensure there are no blockages or issues. While navigating through the dark sewage, Arthur makes an unexpected discovery: an...

Metal Skin (1994)

Living in Altona, Melbourne, Australia, Joe (Aden Young) is a young man who enjoys racing his muscle car but struggles to succeed in his passion. He faces challenges in his racing life and personal life, particularly in forming meaningful relationships. At home, Joe...

Inside (2024)

Mel (Vincent Miller) is a young man who has just been transferred from a juvenile facility to an adult prison. Upon his arrival, he learns he will be sharing a cell with Mark Shepard (Cosmo Jarvis), who is in jail for ‘max’ (maximum time). Although it’s never directly...

The Lost Tiger (2024)

When a kangaroo family discovers a lost tiger, Red (Jimi Bani) and Kara (Nakkiah Lui), the parents are bewildered about how this baby tiger could have been left behind. With no information about its origin, they adopt the tiger and welcome him into their family as one...

Street Trash (2024)

Note: I worked on the PR campaign for this film, but this review is unpaid and reflects my honest opinion. From the get-go, the practical effects and their importance in this film are evident. When volunteer number 85, a homeless man, is injected with a substance, he...

Interview: Joe Vaz / Street Trash (2024)

Walkden Entertainment (aka Peter Walkden) was extremely excited to chat with Joe Vaz, the actor from Street Trash (2024), which will be available on Digitial in Australia and New Zealand from February 19th, thanks to Lightbulb Film Distribution. Let's break the ice:...

Interview: Sean Cameron Michael / Street Trash (2024)

Walkden Entertainment (aka Peter Walkden) was honoured to chat with Sean Cameron Michael, the lead actor from Street Trash (2024), which will be available on Digitial in Australia and New Zealand from February 19th, thanks to Lightbulb Film Distribution. Let's break...

Interview: Ryan Kruger / Street Trash (2024)

Walkden Entertainment (aka Peter Walkden) was thrilled to chat with Ryan Kruger, the writer, director and supporting actor from Street Trash (2024), which will be available on Digitial in Australia and New Zealand from February 19th thanks to Lightbulb Film...

Grand Tour (2024)

Entering the Mandalay railway station dressed in a groom's suit, holding flowers and sipping a drink, Edward (Gonçalo Waddington) boards a train. Aboard, he spends the night dreaming while travelling to Rangoon, the capital of Burma. When Edward arrives at dawn in...

Presence (2024)

Chris (Chris Sullivan), Rebekah (Lucy Liu), Tyler (Eddy Maday), and Chloe (Callina Liang) have moved into an old but beautiful home. However, as they try to settle in, it becomes evident that each family member is grappling with their personal struggles. Chris is...

Year 10 (2024)

Note: I worked on the PR campaign for this film, but this review is unpaid and reflects my honest opinion. The world changed forever in just one single day. At first, the living ate the dead, but by Year 10, the living ate the living and turned to cannibalism. In the...

Flight Risk (2025)

Madolyn (Michelle Dockery) is a U.S. Marshal who has successfully captured a cooperative witness, Winston (Topher Grace), finding him hiding in an old hotel room. After his capture, Madolyn receives new instructions: she must escort Winston, now classified as a...

Dark Match (2024)

Miss Behave (Ayisha Issa), Joe Lean (Steven Ogg), Kate the Great (Sara Canning), Enigma Jones (Mo Adan), and Lazarus Smashley (Leo Fafard) all work together in a small wrestling crew. Despite the small size of their current team, they are determined to grow and...

You’re Cordially Invited (2025)

Jim (played by Will Ferrell) cherishes his only daughter, Jenni (portrayed by Geraldine Viswanathan), more than anything else. However, when Jenni visits Jim, she brings along her current boyfriend, Oliver (Stony Blyden), leading to an unexpected turn of events....

10 Lives (2024)

Rose (played by Simone Ashley) is driving recklessly while multitasking, completely focused on an important project relating to her passion for bees. When she rings Professor Craven (played by Bill Nighy) to discuss her current testing and progress, a sweet, tiny, and...

Companion (2025)

One day, Iris (Sophie Thatcher) is grocery shopping when an in-store accident occurs, allowing her to meet a fellow customer, Josh (Jack Quaid). The moment their eyes meet, an inexplicable connection forms between them, and they instantly seem to share a romantic and...

AMP House Massacre (2024)

Two years ago, Mario Stillwell (Dallas Hart) achieved an incredible milestone: he became the biggest YouTube star in the world by consistently posting captivating content and creating music that resonated with audiences. As his career progressed, he launched a new...

Capricorn One (1977)

Three astronauts—Charles Brubaker(James Brolin), John (O.J. Simpson), and Peter (Sam Waterston)—are suited up and on board a large space rocket, Capricorn One, destined for Mars. However, moments before take-off, the hatch of their rocket opens unexpectedly, and the...

Nightcrawler (2014)

Louis (played by Jake Gyllenhaal) is a persistent and pushy thief and scam artist who will do whatever it takes to get what he wants. Surviving by stealing various items and selling them for cash, he scavenges anything, including manhole covers and metal fencing,...

The Chain Reaction (1980)

Out in rural Australia, an earthquake occurs, resulting in disastrous consequences at the Western Atomic Long-Term Dumping Organization (WALDO), which stores nuclear waste. One worker, Heinrich (Ross Thompson), is on duty when a severe leak develops. Rising to the...