Bloody Axe Wound (2024)

In a small town called Clover Falls, an unordinary teenager named Abbie Bladecut (Sari Arambulo) lives with her father, Roger Bladecut (Billy Burke), who is a serial killer. Although Roger owns a video store, he doesn’t stock the latest blockbusters; instead, he sells recordings of his brutal killings, which oddly attract repeat customers. Abbie is not only navigating the challenges of high school but also works at her father’s video store and manages his dry-cleaning after violent killing sprees. However, her life is about to take a dramatic turn. When something happens to Roger, Abbie can follow in her father’s footsteps, taking on a list of victims to maintain the family tradition. Initially, this feels like a dream come true for her; however, Abbie starts to have second thoughts when she develops feelings for one of the victims. Now, she faces a tough decision: should she continue or change the family legacy forever?

Bloody Axe Wound is a film that combines horror and comedy. It was written and directed by Matthew John Lawrence, known for his previous works on films such as Uncle Peckerhead and Two Pints Lighter (2014). Unfortunately, I only have a few positive things to mention about Bloody Axe Wound. The premise is quite fun, and I loved the idea of a teenager in high school who must navigate her own life while also living up to her father’s legacy, a masked serial killer. Additionally, I appreciate the retro vibes of the video store. Given that Roger Bladecut is dressed as a killer, it’s clear that the film draws heavy inspiration from classic movies like Friday the 13th. The elements of violence, costumes, and locations are well-executed. Additionally, the concept of a teenager stepping into the serial killer role also felt refreshingly new for a horror film.

While Bloody Axe Wound has an intriguing premise and features impressive kills, it ultimately feels like a disorganised mess. The film starts strong but quickly becomes confusing and forgettable as the story progresses. Several aspects remain unexplained, such as who is filming Roger to record his kills on a video cassette—this question is never addressed. These unresolved issues contribute to the film’s incomplete and vague feeling, almost giving it a spoof-like quality. I was eager to see how Abbie would develop as a serial killer. Still, once again, numerous missed opportunities lead to a climax that is not only nonsensical but also feels downright silly.

Overall, while Bloody Axe Wound is inspired by classic horror movies and retro themes, the film ultimately is a forgettable experience. As a horror comedy, not everything is coherent, and many aspects are left unexplained for the audience. Despite building up expectations, this film drags on and meanders toward a finale that is difficult to understand. Although the costumes are great, the locations are fun, and there are some decent performances alongside great ideas, all this potential feels wasted. Bladecut, a serial killer who runs a video store, could have been intriguing, but ultimately, the film falls short and is below average at best.

Bloody Axe Wound (2024) is Available on Shudder from March 21st!