Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017)

Dead Man Tells No Tales is the 5th instalment in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise and Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) returns to the sea for a new adventure. This time, Jack and his crew seek the Trident of Poseidon which is known to break any curse. Like the previous films, Jack is also being pursued by an undead captain, his disastrous ship and its entire, frightening, dark crew.  

Like the previous instalments, Jack is joined on this adventure by returning and new characters who surprisingly enough have some connections to the past Pirates film. This also brings me to the first positive point I would like to make. This film actually feels more of a continuation from the 3rd film and like it skips over the fourth film (which had no connection to the past films). The 3rd Pirates film left the audiences somewhat disappointed with no overall conclusion for our main characters. The Writer and Director of Dead Man Tell No Tales cleans up (as some may call it) the messy ending we’ve had previously seen as far as the main story is concerned.

When it comes to Captain Jack Sparrow I’m sure we would all agree that this character is Johnny Depp’s signature character for which he will be forever remembered. Actor Johnny Depp once again has a fun time making random jokes, being drunk and pulling those funny looks. But sadly, this is about it for Captain Jack Sparrow. While the previous films actually showed some depth to our hero and provided him with a serious outlook on situations when required, Dead Man Tell No Tales simply has Jack as a random, one-liner, funny man. From the moment we see Jack, he’s drunk and we watch Jack making horrible life choices and interrupting people with attempted wisecracks. If you think about the 1st Pirates film, sure, Jack got drunk and was funny, but he also helped characters get through the impossible and provided key advice when required. These factors for Jack are not present in this film. Jack Sparrow is on board not for his skills but because the characters around him really have no choice.

As far as other cast goes, I absolutely loved seeing the return of Australian actor Geoffrey Rush as Captain Barbossa. Other supporting cast members are sadly forgettable, with many character relationships at times feeling somewhat unbelievable. The new villain to take on the incredible captain Jack Sparrow was impressive, but again nothing we haven’t seen before.

The well known famous Pirates music score also returns, as well as many clever action scenes. Big shout out and credit to the stunt work, as the action scenes once again are funny and unpredictable. Watching Jack Sparrow during battle has him running around yelling and carrying on and yet somehow surviving each action sequence as a matter of fluke (like I said he is drunk most of the time in this film). As disappointed as I am that Jack shows little skill in a battle, the credit goes out the film’s effects which are fun and well-timed with the music.

While Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man Tell No Tales isn’t my highest rated film in the series, I will proudly say it is an improvement on the previous instalment. Having a plot that reconnects with our past characters is a story worth investing in, and the franchise tries to aim for a soft reboot for those who have followed Jack Sparrow journey’s thus far. Jack feels the clumsiest and silly we have ever seen, which at times will make you question how long does this series have to go before it walks the plank. If you stay for the credits, you will know what I mean.

5.8/10

4th June 2017
Written by Peter Walkden
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Emilia Pérez (2024)

Rita (Zoe Saldaña) is a highly skilled lawyer who works for a law firm that fails to fully appreciate her talents or give her the recognition she deserves. Frustrated by the system, she often witnesses criminals being released on bail rather than seeing them get the...

Magic Beach (2024)

Based on the beloved children's book Magic Beach by Alison Lester, this film doesn't follow a typical storyline. Instead, it is a collection of short movies unified by the book and its imagery. This film follows nine children and one adorable dog as they read or...

Oh, Canada (2025)

The film begins with a small group of documentary filmmakers entering a luxurious home. They rearrange various objects and set up equipment, including lighting and camera backdrops, in preparation for a professional recording session. Through narration, we learn that...

Hardware (1990)

Welcome to the future! Atomic warfare has profoundly changed this world. In America, many survivors now spend their days sifting through the remnants of scraps, parts, and treasures scattered across the landscape. The film begins with a scavenger who makes a strange...

Love of an Icon: The Legend of Crocodile Dundee (2025)

It’s incredible to think the Australian motion film (and smash hit) Crocodile Dundee was initially released in 1986. Two follow-up instalments would also follow, starting in 1988 with Crocodile Dundee II and later in 2001 with Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles. But how...

Looney Tunes: The Day the Earth Blew Up (2024)

Welcome back to the whimsical world of Looney Tunes, where entertaining animated adventures await! When Porky Pig (Eric Bauza) and Daffy Duck (Eric Bauza) were abandoned while young, they had no place to call home. Thankfully, a kind farmer named Jim (Fred Tatasciore)...

In Vitro (2024)

In the near future, a married couple, Jack (Ashley Zukerman) and Layla (Talia Zucker), have taken a revolutionary risk to move into cloning and biotechnology. This technology enables them to make, create, and clone their stock on their isolated property. Working as a...

The Rule of Jenny Pen (2024)

Judge Stefan Mortensen (Geoffrey Rush) was in court, preparing to deliver the consequences of the current hearing, when he suddenly felt unwell and collapsed in front of everyone. Shortly after the incident, Stefan ends up in a rest home for the elderly and the...

Bob Trevino Likes It (2024)

Lily Trevino (Barbie Ferreira) is a care worker who often finds herself on-site helping and caring for others. She enjoys supporting and pleasing people, which makes her job a great fit for her. In her spare time, Lily is passionate about honing her skills in poetry....

Interview: Derek Ting / Agent Recon (2024)

Walkden Entertainment (aka Peter Walkden) was grateful to chat with Derek Ting, the writer, director and leading actor from Agent Recon (2024), now available on DVD & digital in Australia and New Zealand thanks to Defiant Screen...

Bloody Axe Wound (2024)

In a small town called Clover Falls, an unordinary teenager named Abbie Bladecut (Sari Arambulo) lives with her father, Roger Bladecut (Billy Burke), who is a serial killer. Although Roger owns a video store, he doesn't stock the latest blockbusters; instead, he sells...

Rule Breakers (2025)

In 2017, in Herat Province, Afghanistan, a class of students is being introduced to the world of computers, showcasing their remarkable abilities and true potential. The film then takes us back to the same location, eighteen years earlier, where computers were...

Scarfies (1999)

In Dunedin, New Zealand, finding affordable accommodation while studying can be quite challenging. Many landlords charge high prices, making it difficult to find ideal living arrangements. But a group of students have devised a unique solution: move into an old,...

Megalopolis (2024)

Welcome to a new kind of world! In the fictionalised city of New Rome, we follow Cesar Catilina (Adam Driver), a passionate artist and genius with the extraordinary ability to stop time at his command. Cesar is also driven by his vision of creating a better future...

Silent Zone (2025)

Note: I worked on the PR campaign for this film, but this review is unpaid and reflects my honest opinion. The story leaps directly into an outbreak, giving us an urgent news coverage that provides the world (and viewers!) with a critical update. Live footage reveals...

Hard Truths (2024)

Pansy (Marianne Jean-Baptiste) is a stay-at-home housewife who leads an unhappy life. She frequently expresses her complaints and concerns to her husband, Curtley (David Webber), a plumber, and her twenty-two-year-old son, Moses (Tuwaine Barrett), who is currently...

Every Little Thing (2024)

It’s time to prepare your feeders in Beverly Hills because spring is here. Spring marks the beginning of the early appearance of hummingbirds, who return after spending the winter down south. Hummingbirds are, in fact, the world’s smallest birds. Every Little Thing...

The Colours Within (2024)

Totsuko (Sayu Suzukawa) is a high school student with a unique ability: she can see colours emanating from those around her. Each colour reflects a different emotion, such as peace, joy, and more. One day, while playing dodgeball at school, Totsuko experiences...

Filth (2013)

In Edinburgh, a Japanese exchange student wanders the streets, minding his business, before a gang unexpectedly approaches him and subjects him to violence. In just a matter of seconds, the student is brutally murdered while the gang laughs and runs away from the...

Léon: The Professional (1994)

Léon (Jean Reno) is a professional ‘cleaner’ in New York and is actually a known hitman. When Léon receives a new contract to send a clear message to a drug dealer, he accomplishes the job without any issues despite the heavy guard numbers. Living alone in a small,...

I Heart Willie (2025)

When a pest exterminator (Craig Morgan) arrives at a property, he begins conducting various checks but stops when he is informed that he has come on the wrong day. While frustrated about his scheduling mistake, he suddenly hears loud noises that get his attention....

Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare (2025)

Welcome to a magical place called Neverland.  Neverland is a paradise that every child dreams of, where mermaids swim in the crystal-clear waters of the lagoon, boys shoot bows and arrows, and all play pirates aboard The Jolly Roger. It is a realm where fairies...

Severance (2006)

A group of staff members from Palisades Defence Corp is travelling by bus to a luxury retreat in Europe, where they will engage in various team-building exercises. In the team are Maggie (Laura Harris), Harris (Toby Stephens), Jill (Claudie Blakley), Billy (Babou...

Creep (2004)

In the underground sewers of London, two workers named Arthur (Ken Campbell) and George (Vas Blackwood) are conducting routine checks to ensure there are no blockages or issues. While navigating through the dark sewage, Arthur makes an unexpected discovery: an...

Metal Skin (1994)

Living in Altona, Melbourne, Australia, Joe (Aden Young) is a young man who enjoys racing his muscle car but struggles to succeed in his passion. He faces challenges in his racing life and personal life, particularly in forming meaningful relationships. At home, Joe...

Inside (2024)

Mel (Vincent Miller) is a young man who has just been transferred from a juvenile facility to an adult prison. Upon his arrival, he learns he will be sharing a cell with Mark Shepard (Cosmo Jarvis), who is in jail for ‘max’ (maximum time). Although it’s never directly...

The Lost Tiger (2024)

When a kangaroo family discovers a lost tiger, Red (Jimi Bani) and Kara (Nakkiah Lui), the parents are bewildered about how this baby tiger could have been left behind. With no information about its origin, they adopt the tiger and welcome him into their family as one...